Outdoor Mat for Christmas Holiday Vacation (Explicit)
This mat will entertain guests and family on their way in and out of your home when they read the text:
Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye.
Here to add a touch of character into any home for a long time to come, this heavy duty custom floor mat takes on your designs and creates a stunning piece of home decor. Made with 100% polyester, each mat features a non-slip backing for keeping your steps safe. Your designs are printed in vivid detail from edge to edge.
.: Material: 100% polyester
.: Black trim
.: Non-slip rubber backing
.: One sided print
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
This mat will entertain guests and family on their way in and out of your home when they read the text:
Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye.
Here to add a touch of character into any home for a long time to come, this heavy duty custom floor mat takes on your designs and creates a stunning piece of home decor. Made with 100% polyester, each mat features a non-slip backing for keeping your steps safe. Your designs are printed in vivid detail from edge to edge.
.: Material: 100% polyester
.: Black trim
.: Non-slip rubber backing
.: One sided print
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
This mat will entertain guests and family on their way in and out of your home when they read the text:
Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye.
Here to add a touch of character into any home for a long time to come, this heavy duty custom floor mat takes on your designs and creates a stunning piece of home decor. Made with 100% polyester, each mat features a non-slip backing for keeping your steps safe. Your designs are printed in vivid detail from edge to edge.
.: Material: 100% polyester
.: Black trim
.: Non-slip rubber backing
.: One sided print
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts